I rec’d this joke from a very good friend of mine. It had me rolling! I thought since this was Monday, that this would help with the Monday morning blues. Enjoy!!!

Diana and Juanita

Diana and Juanita had gone for a girl’s night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk, and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. Juanita had nothing to wipe with, so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Diana however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to dry herself with that.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home. The next day Terry was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned Dennis and said, “These girl nights have got to stop! I’m starting to suspect the worst. Juanita came home with no panties!!”

“That’s nothing” Dennis said, “Diana came back with a card stuck to her ass that said…”From all of us at the Fire Station – We’ll never forget you!”.

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